Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONWeekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSONSurprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONCounty library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSONRainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONSince September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
BILL WATTERSONIn a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
BILL WATTERSONArt has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSONWho was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
BILL WATTERSONI don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
BILL WATTERSONI let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
BILL WATTERSONLook! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
BILL WATTERSONWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
BILL WATTERSONDad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSON