I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONTo invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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