Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONIf people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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