Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSONIf people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
BILL WATTERSON -
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
BILL WATTERSON -
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSON -
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSON -
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON -
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
BILL WATTERSON -
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
BILL WATTERSON -
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
BILL WATTERSON -
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSON