I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSONReading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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