I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONReading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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