I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONReading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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