There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSONReading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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