You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHERBased on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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