At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
BILL MAHERBased on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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