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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?

Bill Maher

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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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