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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?

Bill Maher

Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin

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