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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?

Bill Maher

Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
BILL MAHER

Constituency Crazy Politics
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Feeling Myself Shoes Stand Wear
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
BILL MAHER

Connection Greatness Internet Network

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