As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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