Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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