In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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