Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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