You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
BILL MAHERYou can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
BILL MAHERHalloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
BILL MAHERWhat is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
BILL MAHERI’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
BILL MAHERThere is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
BILL MAHERIn Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
BILL MAHERI always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
BILL MAHERI have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
BILL MAHERWhen opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
BILL MAHERWe have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
BILL MAHEREverything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHERDeath is nature’s way of killing you.
BILL MAHERTo a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
BILL MAHERHave you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
BILL MAHER