If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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