Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
BILL MAHEREverything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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