I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHEREverything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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