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Bill Maher

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex

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