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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

Bill Maher

Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Control Government Myself Ourselves Statement
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Myself Reason World
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Children Date Different Myself Ritual

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