If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
BILL MAHERAs you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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