Denying racism is the new racism.
BILL MAHERAs you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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