Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
BILL MAHERMaybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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