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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.

Bill Maher

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Easy Hairs Herself Home Sex Woman World
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand

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