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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.

Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight

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