Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
BILL MAHERHollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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