Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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