The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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