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Bill Maher

I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHER

Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible Yourself
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Mistake Necessary Past Person Wisdom
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Abuse Children Follower Leadership Yourself
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War

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