In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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