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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

Bill Maher

Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Children Date Different Myself Ritual
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Food Home President Teaching Time Visit White Yourself
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself

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