You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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