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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

Bill Maher

The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Certain Ideas People Problem
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself

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