Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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