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Bill Maher

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHER

Country Guilty Wealth Yourself

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