If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHERThe answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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