I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
BILL MAHERWhen you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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