The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
BILL MAHERWhen you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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