In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
BILL MAHERWhen you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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