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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Bill Maher

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Progress Religion Society
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics

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