Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
BILL MAHERYou can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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