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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.

Bill Maher

Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
BILL MAHER

Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHER

Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking

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