In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERI feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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