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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

Bill Maher

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Food Home President Teaching Time Visit White Yourself
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Feeling Myself Shoes Stand Wear
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Alive Animal Experiment Father Live Myself People Trade
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Conservative Human Money Myself Profit Universal
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion

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