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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

Bill Maher

I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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End Happy News Offering People William
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Food Home President Teaching Time Visit White Yourself
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Office People Silence Talk
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way

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