Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERThe plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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