The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
BILL MAHERThe plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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