Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
BILL MAHERAtheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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