One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHERAtheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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