Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
BILL MAHEREmergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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