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The Drug War is an addiction, really.

Bill Maher

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Apology Crazy Himself Identity Wrong
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Build Fly People Plane Progress Religion Stop Thinking
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin

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