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The Drug War is an addiction, really.

Bill Maher

Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Generosity Help Liberal Myself
In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Conservative Human Money Myself Profit Universal
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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God Live Money Ourselves Trust
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong

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