Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHERIn this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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