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What does an atheist scream when they come?

Bill Hicks

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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Assassination Government Lying Talking
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Fear Gun Yourself
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Keith Nuts Plot Runner
I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Collective Ego Trying Unconscious
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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Bunny Celebrating Commemorating Easter Jesus Kings
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Around Glance Guy Look
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two

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