If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
BILL HICKSWhat does an atheist scream when they come?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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