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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

Bill Hicks

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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Essentially Thinking Trying Two
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Drugs Mean War Winning
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Cold Environment Next War
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
You are the imagination of yourself.
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Imagination Imagine Yourself
I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Misanthropic People Theory
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running

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