Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
BILL HICKSAny organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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