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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.

Bill Hicks

You are the imagination of yourself.
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Imagination Imagine Yourself
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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Country Government Stupid
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Country Expression United States
England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Connections Gun States United
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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Miracle Sex Wonderful
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Behind Day One Tomorrow
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Ideas Revolutionary Tattoo Worry
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer’s pussy.
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Good Jesus Real Smoking

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