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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.

Bill Hicks

In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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Freedom Religious Speech Years
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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Flags Helping Want
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
BILL HICKS

Comedian Good Life Smoking
You are the imagination of yourself.
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Imagination Imagine Yourself
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Anyone Law Pot Profit
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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Dallas Leader Plot
God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Hobbies Perfect Reality

I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.

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