Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
BILL HICKSnot all drugs are good.. some of them are great
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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