Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
BILL HICKSWatching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
BILL HICKSPeople in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
BILL HICKSPeople in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
BILL HICKSDinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
BILL HICKSBut where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
BILL HICKSI smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
BILL HICKSChildbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
BILL HICKSYou want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
BILL HICKSI’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
BILL HICKSI…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
BILL HICKSI’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
BILL HICKSI believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
BILL HICKSPeople always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
BILL HICKSI can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
BILL HICKSWhat do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
BILL HICKSI love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
BILL HICKS