What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
BILL HICKSI don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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