Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
BILL BAILEYAmerican rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Contentment is knowing you’re right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.
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This shed does not contain me.
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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But our country’s equivalent of gritty reality is more like “Look out Sarge, he’s got a shooter!”
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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey.
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Contentment is knowing you’re right
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Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying ‘Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.’
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I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong.’
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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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