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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Bill Bailey

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Funny Humor Vegetarianism
I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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Quite Sometimes Stressful Way Worry
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong.’
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Dad Face Funny Humor Wrong
In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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Enjoying Life Moving Strength
I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.
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Bonus College Fun Paid Suddenly Teaching
Contentment is knowing you’re right
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Contentment Knowing Right
Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it’s a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
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Cheese Funny Humor West
Work hard, save and live within your means.
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Hard Mean Save Work
I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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Enjoyed Holiday Morning Son
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Laughing Lavender Orange
I’m English, and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.
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Chocolate Despair Disappointment
I’m English and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Disappointment Kinder Surprise
Stupid National Anthem… Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? “Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”
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Fighting Funny Humor Message Pineapple Stupid
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says “Why the long face?”. The horse replies: “I’m deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law.”
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Anthropomorphic Aspects Funny Horse Humor
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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Funny God Humor Thank
I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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Existentialist Funny Humor

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

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