If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
BILL BAILEYThree blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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I think we’ve missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro… to catch whatever it is that’s forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it’s a bit of a long shot.
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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t – haven’t made my mind up yet.
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Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
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There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
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I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you’ve got to admire the workmanship.
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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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