American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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More Bill Bailey Quotes
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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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Relaxed Empiricism — I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it’s a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
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My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn’t just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.
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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t – haven’t made my mind up yet.
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Contentment is knowing you’re right
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
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At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time.
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Live comedy’s a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You’re only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.
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