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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

Bill Bailey

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
BILL BAILEY

Enjoying Life Moving Strength
I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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Existentialist Funny Humor
Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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Clubs Fashion Marijuana
People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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Funny Humor Optimist People
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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Dollars Funny Humor Work
I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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Enjoyed Holiday Morning Son
I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.
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Ducks Funny Humor Strict
Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you’re just doing the odd appearance, you don’t know if it will carry on.
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Appearance Gigs Littles Odd Television
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong.’
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Dad Face Funny Humor Wrong
Contentment is knowing you’re right
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Contentment Knowing Right
Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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Funny Humor Long Nostalgia
There’s more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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Box Evil Funny Humor Suggestion
Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, “Hullo, we’re out of milk. I say mother, where’s the milk?”
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Funny Humor Milk Mother
I’m English and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Disappointment Kinder Surprise
So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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Beautiful Possess Things
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Finished Funny Humor Unique

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