I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
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More Bill Bailey Quotes
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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I’m English, and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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This shed does not contain me.
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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die.
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.
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I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
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