American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Relaxed Empiricism — I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
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I’m English and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.
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I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you’ve got to admire the workmanship.
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Work hard, save and live within your means.
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Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying ‘Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.’
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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I’m sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
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People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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Live comedy’s a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You’re only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.
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Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
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