I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
BILL BAILEYI spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
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I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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But our country’s equivalent of gritty reality is more like “Look out Sarge, he’s got a shooter!”
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The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die.
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It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.
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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t – haven’t made my mind up yet.
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My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn’t just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.
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I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
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I’m English and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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