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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Ben Feldman

You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
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Life Men World
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Girl Men Phones
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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Art Book People
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!
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Earth Fundamental Happens
Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
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Great Inspirational Motivational Sales
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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Anything Done Wrong
I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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Experiment Fact Fantasy Fiction Knowledge Science
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Assets Attitude Earning
The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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Disturbing Interview Keys
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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Cost Doing Nothing

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