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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Ben Feldman

I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
BEN FELDMAN

Funny People People Rooms
The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
BEN FELDMAN

Assets Attitude Earning
Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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Men might Needs
I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
BEN FELDMAN

Experiment Fact Fantasy Fiction Knowledge Science
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
BEN FELDMAN

New York Play Simple
Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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Know Lease
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
BEN FELDMAN

Reading Real Writing
Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
BEN FELDMAN

Depends People Values
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
BEN FELDMAN

Anything Done Wrong
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
BEN FELDMAN

Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
When you walk out, the money walks in
BEN FELDMAN

Desire Money Walks
The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
BEN FELDMAN

Disturbing Interview Keys
Goals aren’t enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn’t much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.
BEN FELDMAN

Encouragement Goal Running
If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
BEN FELDMAN

Doe Doors People
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
BEN FELDMAN

Permanent Problem Term

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