I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
BEN FELDMANIf you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
More Ben Feldman Quotes
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Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
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When you walk out, the money walks in
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You’ve got a problem. Part of what you own isn’t yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
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The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
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