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Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

Ben Feldman

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
BEN FELDMAN

Home Makeup Morning
You’ve got a problem. Part of what you own isn’t yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
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May Problem Uncles
If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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Sell
Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!
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Earth Fundamental Happens
Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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Let Me Problem Walks
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Girl Men Phones
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know
Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
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Great Inspirational Motivational Sales
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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Jobs Lucky Pretty
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
BEN FELDMAN

Reading Real Writing
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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Cost Doing Nothing
I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
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Cost Dollar Years
No one ever died with too much money.
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Died Too Much
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms

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