I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
BEN FELDMANDo you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
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Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.
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If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
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I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy.
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If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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