I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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