I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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