I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEYElephants and grandchildren never forget.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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