Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYElephants and grandchildren never forget.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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