No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
ANDY ROONEYElephants and grandchildren never forget.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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