Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEYWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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