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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEY

Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound

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