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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

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