Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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