Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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