I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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