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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

Andy Rooney

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level

I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

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