I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYHalf the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEYIt’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYLooking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEY