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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Andy Rooney

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right

I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

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