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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Andy Rooney

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself

I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

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