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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Andy Rooney

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEY

Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite

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