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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself

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