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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself

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