I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEYThe average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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