I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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