Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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