Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEY







