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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

Andy Rooney

Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself

I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

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