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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

Andy Rooney

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself

I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

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