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Andy Rooney

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young

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