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Andy Rooney

Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself

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