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Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
ANDY ROONEY

Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time

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