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Ambrose Bierce Quote - The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Death Edit Revision Sin
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Community Marriage Master Mistress Slave
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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$Ambrose Bierce Quote - Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.$

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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Affection Creature Dog World
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Delusion Experience Observation Reflection Save
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Blacksmith Cloth Kind Man
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Book Distance
PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Contrast Fall Sense
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Advantage Affair Interest Principle Private
Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Country Discover Fertilization Person
Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Beautiful Belief Optimism Ugly
Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Beautiful Death Essential Example Poison
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