Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
AMBROSE BIERCEPAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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